Today I have yet another spam/story post. ScandalousAnge of Scandalously Polished requested/demanded that I do one devoted to the verbal stylings of 80s rap star Tone Loc.This was after she tweeted a few lines from the song "Wild Thing" and inadvertently (or on purpose) got the song stuck in my head.Always game for a challenge,I accepted.Then I made the stark realization that in my vast collection,I do not own one single polish named 'Wild Thing'.Thus making the task of posting a spam story that much harder.
I've decided that rather than spam posting the lyrics of the song,I'll post a synopsis so those of you who haven't heard it will get the general idea.
I hope you like it!
The story begins at the end of a long work day.Our hero is on his way to the club looking for some...
Wild And Willing
young women to have an...
(what a prince.)
He meets lots of ladies who are more than willing to do the wild thing with him.
(because after all,he is God's gift to women.)
They include a....
Have a great evening!
Ginger-who spent the past 2 days mining her stash for appropriately named polishes for this post.I really should do a spreadsheet.